Device Integrity Administration · Public Notice 41-C · File name: “The Unauthorized”

It is illegal to fix your device.

Thank you for not opening it.

Surrender a device
Notice N-01 · Compliance standing

Last Freshness Cycle, 14,203 devices were surrendered in your district. You are two cycles behind schedule.

Notice N-02 · Your options, arranged kindly

“Unauthorized intervention” carries a sentence of up to 8 years. A Certified Replacement carries 0% APR for 24 months. The math is a kindness.

Notice N-03 · Legacy hardware

Devices manufactured before the Lock (2029) may be opened by certified museums and antique-appreciation societies. Fascination is not a certification.

Notice N-04 · Equipment status
The seal is functioning normally. Do not look at it directly.

Form DIA-41SSurrender a Device

Compliance is a gift you give yourself.